Almost summer.... How does that even happen? The last time I looked at a calendar it was March. I guess that's what happens when you sit around all day and the only person you talk to is a baby...? Hmm. I should get out more. My daughter is 8 months old! It is so nuts... I cannot believe how huge she is. She has a little tooth she just finally cut, and she scoots around our living room floor and she is just a little shit, now more than ever. It's great. I'm so happy. Back to summer though, I'm pretty scared. I have to go bathing suit shopping and all that crap, it's really ridiculous. I just realized all my clothes are black and I don't own ANY shorts? What the hell happened..... Oh, right, I gave birth and my body turned into one fatty gigantic stretch mark. I'm serious, I have nightmares about miniskirts and short shorts. And me in them. Ha. And now I have to go get fitted for a dress this weekend because I am a bridesmaid in one of my good friends' wedding this summer. I hate that idea, because most dresses at this place are like 7 sizes bigger than what you actually wear and that just does not sound like its going to be a very confidence-boosting experience for me. Oh well.
I think I'm exaggerating. Everyone in my family has been telling me I think I'm fat in my head and not really... Which, whether or not that's true... Well, whatever. I've actually been tanning and walking hours and hours and exercising and I actually feel pretty good. It's just funny, the title of this post is from an e-card that I sent my mom last week. I thought it was great. I laughed so hard. But you know, overall the experience of one summer being skinny, the next being super pregnant and then the next... well, like this, ha is just a little traumatic. Having a child is so nuts and the way your body and mind and everything changes is certainly enough of an excuse for me to joke around about having a fat ass. :D

Anyway, Adrien is doing wonderful. She is so beautiful! And funny. I can't wait for her to start walking and talking, and that way at least I won't feel half as crazy while I'm sitting around making conversations all morning... But yeah. It is mind-blowing all the stuff they do, every day, that is new. Even the littlest thing, you freak out over. Like right now, this is something she just started doing a week or so ago, she'll wake up from her nap and just get up into a sitting position and play... She doesn't cry at all or anything, she wakes up and makes little noises like she's talking to the bears and hippo and bunny and everyone in her crib. It is so cute! And she points at stuff and babbles and also when she gets pissed she'll be flapping her arms around and all of a sudden she locks them in place, clenches her fists and shrieeeks. It is hilarious.

Being a wife is still great too. Haha, I say that as if I was expecting it to get really terrible by now or something. My husband is amazinggg. He's funny and cute and well, my best friend. I feel bad though sometimes because he comes home from work and I'm all stir-crazy and on bad days I can just go off like a raging bitch, but he seems to balance me out pretty well. Most of all, we have fun. Last weekend we were playing drinking games with some friends and him and I played a side game of Quarters for oral sex, and he won. Then the next day when he was bringing it up I told him I was blacked out and had no idea what he was talking about(lie), and he said "Shut up Karina, don't be an indian-giver." Hahaha. I laughed so hard, when was the last time someone called you that? 3rd grade? It was pretty funny.

Anyways, I should go. My daughter knows when her 20 minutes of playtime is over after naptime and she's making those really loud, long-winded talking noises that basically mean Hey-get-your-ass-in-here-and-change-my-diaper..... NOW. Ha. But, I won't wait months and months to post again though- don't worry! :]]


--Karinaaa

We're in the middle of moving, and unfortunately I won't have any internet until next TUESDAY. Wait for me? Haha I'll talk to you then. :]] Have an amazing week! I'll have something good for you!

<3

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, I'm not exactly what you would call a "domestic treasure". I am a mess. I lose everything. I know it's already a saying, but seriously, I would lose my whole damn head if it weren't attached to the rest of me. I try to keep Peeby's room pretty organized, but more often than not, that's a huge fail. Haha. I have way too many clothes. Even with three gigantic clothing storage bins, a very large dresser, hanging clothes storage things in the closet and some other weird thing with 5000 spots for clothes hanging from the ceiling, everything is always all over the floor. The weird thing is, I love doing laundry. Yeah. I'm pro-laundry. But by looking at my bedroom, you would never know it. I can't help it! I don't even have anything to say for myself. But I do love my family. I would do anything for Adrien and Aaron. Especially Adrien.. She is so precious. Ha she is a fatty, too. 17 freaking pounds and she's not even 3 1/2 months! She has got rolls for days. I'm serious, my daughter even has a fat vagina. There's rolls all on and/or around that thing. It is funny, I'm not going to lie. She does some pretty crazy stuff, too. Like she likes to save her poops for right when you're least expecting it. She has pooped on me or Aaron or a blanket, pillow, hand etc. more than she ever has in her damn diaper. She'll wait until she's being changed, and right when you take off the first diaper before you can even think about having the next one on, she'll squeeze it out. Or, if you're lucky you'll get the projectile. And then, when you're trying to clean her ass and yourself and wherever ground zero happens to be off, she'll throw in a twofer and pee EVERYWHERE. Even if she just got done peeing, she'll muster up some more for you! It blows me away. I must admit, I'm almost impressed sometimes, she's so spot-on with her timing and direction and overall display. Haha. I love being a mom... Aaron and I anticipate her shits so much; we have this funny thing we do. Whenever we smell something questionable, the one of us that's holding her will bring her over to the other one and try to pass her off without the other one figuring it out. So say he's got her, he'll bring her to me and try and pass her off really quick by saying, "Karina-could-you-take-her-really-quick-I've-gotta-go-to-the-bathroom..." or I'll say something like "Baby-could-you-please-grab-Peebs-really-fast-I-think-I-have-something-in-my-contact....". We're both actually really good at this game now hahaha. We have so much fun together, my husband and I... It's like we're just old friends that hang out all the time and babysit together and occasionally have sex. HA. Oh, and I'm in love with him. That too. But my point, is that we're always laughing. We have this funny joke about divorce, also. (Ironically enough, with all the slack I get about being married at 20.) We have fun with it. He'll send me a text message when I'm out in the living room and he's in our bed saying, "Baby.. Will you please come in and turn off the fan, it's colds..." What a lazy SOB, right? So naturally, I say "Fuck you haha". And then he'll write back, "If you don't come in here and turn off the fan right now, I want a DIVORCE." It's hilarious. We do that with everything. If you don't shut your mouth haha, I want a divorce. If you don't change the baby's diaper, I want a divorce! If you don't get in bed and do me right now, I want a freaking divorce. I think it's the funniest thing in the whole world. Our absolute favorite.
A NOTE: Please don't leave a comment about how unhealthy you think that is or how it is a terrible thing to say to your husband/wife, because I will not even give you the chance to chew me out and you can fucking bite me haha. I love this man more than life itself. It is a JOKE.

Anywayssss! I should probably go, my helpless little H apparently can't put Peebygirl down to sleep without my help. I guess I must be some kind of treasure, right? Haha.


Talk to you soon!

--Karins



P.s. I almost forgot! I wanted to share a little of the light of my life with you :]]
Here she is:






Technically you can't see her vagina, but trust me when I say, it is fat ha.




Hahahahaha I left her alone in that swing for five minutes without strapping her in and she had flipped herself all upside down almost completely out of it! She's a damned Houdini!


Awwwwww. I am a .s u c k e r. for this face.



Ohhh my... Isn't she just adorable? Even when she's pissed, she's still precious. I really do love being her mommy.


More soon!